Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Sorry Tebow, Take A Hike (we hope)

The Superbowl is just around the corner. Go Colts, Go Saints! Who Cares?!?!?! The Superbowl is awesome enough, but could you imagine it without all the best commercials of the year? I'm a guy and I can pretty much tell you what the commercials are going to be (or should be).

Beer commercials: We need to know what American Light Lager to drink for the rest of the year. We'd be clueless otherwise.

Wireless Technology and Communication: Can you hear me now?

Food: Maybe a pizza commercial or some large food chain that serves beer and has sports on.

Insurance: Everyone needs insurance, whether you prefer the gecko or the college football fans.

Soft Drink and snacks: So what if you're already behind on your New Year's Resolution to get fit. A few more cases of pop won't hurt ya.

Sanitary napkins: Hey gents, you didn't get to Earth all by yourself, show some humility.

Anti-Abortion adds: EEEEERRRRERERRRRRRTRTTETTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! (needle scrapes across album)

Focus on the Family, eh? Or do you mean focus on how all families in America should be, just like little Timmy Tebow's. Maybe Tebow should focus on the draft instead of controversial commercials. I hear he's not doing so hot.

Fortunately there's still people that like to keep the Superbowl from being a political platform:
"An ad that uses sports to divide rather than to unite has no place in the biggest national sports event of the year—an event designed to bring Americans together," said Jemhu Greene, president of the New York-based Women’s Media Center.
As far as I know, the ad is still on, but I'm not giving up. Please thank, the folks at Women's Media Center for taking a stand.

To learn how to stop this anti-choice add, click here.

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